This mug says you came here for two things: to drink coffee and kick ass, and you're just about out of coffee.

It's a powerful mug. Imagine how you'll feel with this on your desk at work.

This mug says "I know how capable I am, so you better stand back while I kick ass and, excuse me, what is your name? Because I am taking names."

Not only is this mug inspirational, it's opaque. "What does that have to do with anything?" you might be asking yourself or me. Well, let me tell you.

The opacity of this mug means no one knows whether you're drinking coffee, whiskey, wine, or absinthe. Hey, I'm not gonna judge you for what you put in your cup... and no one else is either.

This is a hefty 14 oz ceramic mug designed to LOOK like one of our classic blue camping mugs.

When I say "hefty," I mean it's fricken' solid. It's literally a pound of mug. I can't even explain to you how SIGNIFICANT this mug feels when you're holding it - like you're serious about kicking ass. (It's not, like, so heavy that it's uncomfortable to hold. Trust me on that one. I'm just about the weakest person on the planet and I don't struggle to hold it at all.) But it is a very solid mug.

Never bring a knife to a gunfight, but always bring this mug to a knife fight*.

Because it's ceramic (not metal, like our old mugs), it's microwaveable**. This means no dependence on fire or pre-heated coffee. It's evolutionarily superior to our old mugs in so many ways!

Whether this mug is for you or a friend, ... who are we kidding? You're going to order it for your friend and then love it so much that you'll steal it for yourself. Who could blame you? Get two!

*Not an actual knife

**It's not dishwasher safe - I mean, it's not dishwasher unsafe, but you'll probably end up with a blank mug.